ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS…
I’m hot af right! and know exactly why; I jinxed myself, on the MNF play, and broke one of the golden rules.
Don’t ever tell anyone the play before it settles!
If anyone asks, I’m working.
All Brandon’s fault anyway. She got me out of my zone. Always on that linner shit, she caught me at the most opportune moment. I was hungry and foodless at home when she said the magic words to me, “Do you want to go for the Outback special?” that bitch.
So I went.
Oh boy was I in for a real treat. Somehow or other the topic of “what are we?” came up, [thankfully at the end of the meal.] We both had a sirloin. Her potatoe-lovin ass got cheese fries app. I’m not cheap, but I’m also not tryna bang if you catch my drift. Since it was her idea, I had lied to myself and optimistically thought we’d go Dutch.
